I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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