I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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