We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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