Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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