when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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