My nipple is on Facebook.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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