i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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