did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
