dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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