i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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