Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think people are normalizing furries
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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