I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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