We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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