We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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