Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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