All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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