After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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