I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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