is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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