i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Green mimosas i think yes
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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