I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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