do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just google imaged poop.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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