if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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