considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm always down for nudity.
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