I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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