I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She has the best kind of daddy issues
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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