is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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