I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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