Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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