Quick, to the slutcave!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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