Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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