he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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