Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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(917): View more from New York City

He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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(360): View more from Washington

The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(949): View more from California

Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning

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(425): View more from Washington

I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.

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