we're blogging at a bar
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants