we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand