Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I seem to have left my pride at pride
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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