Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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