There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
please come you make the beer taste better
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
