Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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