Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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