when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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