i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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