Please, let me fuck your mom
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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