Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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