a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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