It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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