real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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