I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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