dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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