think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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