Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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