I want to walk on stilts...naked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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