I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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