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(949): View more from California

Getting food. Want anything?

(1-949): View more from California

Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce

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(304): View more from West Virginia

STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

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(419): View more from Ohio

i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.

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(909): View more from California

At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

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(806): View more from Texas

She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..

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(+61): View more from Australia

Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.

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